Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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