i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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