why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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