even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
this just has baby written all over it
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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