Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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