break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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