Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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