My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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