We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Randomize
