there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
