I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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