i just wanna soil my oats bro
i would punch a child for taco bell
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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