guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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