Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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