So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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