I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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