p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Randomize
