i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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