My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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