But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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