you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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