sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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