garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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