Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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