omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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