i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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