no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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