My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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