you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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