Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Congratulations! We have a period
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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