school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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