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(949): View more from California

either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating

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(563): View more from Iowa

Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.

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(806): View more from Texas

There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I just told a bottle to be chill

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and meant it

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE

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(440): View more from Ohio

my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday

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