we're blogging at a bar
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I would fuck him just for his dog
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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