Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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