Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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