i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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