I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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