All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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