Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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