It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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