Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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