I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
