i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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