You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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