woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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