At least make sure they are 18
Why
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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