thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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