I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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