Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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