question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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