ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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